Good boy

Good boy

sport humor nfl

sport humor nfl 

Baseball Bat Fails, Funny Baseball bat breaks, baseball fail, baseball fails Fail Compilation

Baseball Bat Fails, Funny Baseball bat breaks, baseball fail, baseball fails Fail Compilation

Toronto coach Pat Quinn sends scouts out around the world

Toronto coach Pat Quinn sends scouts out around the world

>>>

>>>looking for a new centre to hopefully help win the Stanley  Cup for

>>>Toronto.

>>>

>>>One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi centre who he

>>>thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So, Pat flies to Iraq to

>>>watch

>>>him play and is suitably impressed. He arranges for him to come over to

>>>Canada to play in the NHL for The Toronto Maple Leafs.

>>>

>>>Two weeks later,Toronto is down 4-0 at home against Montreal

>>>with only 8 minutes left. Pat gives the young Iraqi centre the nod to go

>>>on, and he puts him on in place of Sundin.

>>>

>>>The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 8 minutes and wins the

>>>game for Toronto. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are

>>>delighted and the media love the new star.

>>>

>>>When he comes off the ice, he phones his Mum to tell her

>>>about his first day in the NHL.

>>>

>>>"Hi Mum, guess what?" he says "I played for 8 minutes today,

>>>we were down 4-0 but I scored 5 goals and we won.Everybody loves me;

>>>the fans, the players and the media, they all love me".

>>>

>>>Great," says his mother, "let me tell you about my day.

>>>Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were raped and

>>>beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were

>>>having a great time".

>>>

>>>The young lad is very upset. "What can I say, Mum, I'm so sorry".

>>>

>>>"Sorry!" says mother, "It's your damned fault that we moved

>>>to Toronto in the first place!"

Jokes To Tell people - Life is short, Laugh at it!!

Life is short, Laugh at it!!

A hockey joke that only a Canadian could appreciate...

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when

one is

attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy

takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the

dog's neck.

A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to

interview the boy.

Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he

starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the

little hero replied.

Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were" said the

reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend from

Horrific attack," he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a

Jays fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Toronto was

either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team do you root for?" the

reporter asked.

"I'm a Montreal Canadians fan." the child said. The reporter

starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

"Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."