Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes,
that's why I don't go there anymore.
Jokes to tell are a great way to break the ice and bring some laughter into any situation. From funny and good jokes to clean and short jokes, there's something for everyone. Whether you prefer corny and punny jokes or knock-knock and dad jokes, these one-liner jokes are sure to put a smile on your face. So, get ready to search for the best jokes to tell and add some humor to your day! So, what are you waiting for? Start searching for the perfect joke today!
Showing posts with label PICKUP JOKES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PICKUP JOKES. Show all posts
Excuse me, is your name
Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you're the best a man can get!
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you're the best a man can get!
Do you have a map?
Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.
Do you have a picture of yourself?
Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what
I want for Christmas!
Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious!
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious!
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