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We for sure have the #best in #motivational #memes
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A man comes home from work, his wife tells him:
A man comes home from work, his wife tells him:
I have good news and bad news, my mother is dead.
The man answers: What is the bad news?
I have good news and bad news, my mother is dead.
The man answers: What is the bad news?
A husband and his wife go shopping on a Saturday afternoon:
A husband and his wife go shopping on a Saturday afternoon:
- Honey, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What if we bought him an electronic device ?
- Good idea ! What do you think of a chair?
- Honey, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What if we bought him an electronic device ?
- Good idea ! What do you think of a chair?
Each mother-in-law is unique, but they all look a little alike. We hope that our mother-in-law jokes
Each mother-in-law is unique, but they all look a little alike. We hope that our mother-in-law jokes will inspire you and that you can entertain and perhaps share them with your mother-in-law, or at least your spouse.
A guy in the street suddenly sees 2 funerals. The most surprising thing is that behind the first hearse, just a little man follows with his dog, while behind the second a long procession accompanies the deceased. Very surprised, the guy approaches the little man and asks him who has just died?
- It's my wife he answers, she was attacked by my Doberman, he gave him no chance.
- And the second funeral, do you know what happened? the guy asks.
- There, it's my mother-in-law, she wanted to defend her daughter, and the dog did not spare her.
A moment of silence follows, then the guy asks again
- By chance, you could lend me your dog.
- Of course, but stand in line like everyone else behind .....
A guy in the street suddenly sees 2 funerals. The most surprising thing is that behind the first hearse, just a little man follows with his dog, while behind the second a long procession accompanies the deceased. Very surprised, the guy approaches the little man and asks him who has just died?
- It's my wife he answers, she was attacked by my Doberman, he gave him no chance.
- And the second funeral, do you know what happened? the guy asks.
- There, it's my mother-in-law, she wanted to defend her daughter, and the dog did not spare her.
A moment of silence follows, then the guy asks again
- By chance, you could lend me your dog.
- Of course, but stand in line like everyone else behind .....
The best jokes and humor about beautiful mother in law mother-in-law joke, family
Life after death
Two friends discuss:
- Do you believe in life after death?
- No, I do not believe it and you?
- Well ... I did not believe it, but since my mother-in-law died, I saw again!
Holidays
A man tells his colleague his holidays:
- The first week, we suffered everything: rain, snow, hail, ice, storms ... and the second week, it was spoiled ...
- And what happened?
- My mother-in-law came ...
A disappearance
He's a guy who shows up at the police station to report a disappearance.
He says to the SGT:
- It's a big, blonde person, ears off.
- You have a photo ?
The guy shows a picture and we see a little brown lady whose ears we do not see.
- But, it's not the same person?
Yes, but she is my mother-in-law and I do not want her to be found again.
A man tells his colleague his holidays:
A man tells his colleague his holidays:
- The first week, we suffered everything: rain, snow, hail, ice, storms ... and the second week, it was spoiled ...
- And what happened?
- My mother-in-law came ...
- The first week, we suffered everything: rain, snow, hail, ice, storms ... and the second week, it was spoiled ...
- And what happened?
- My mother-in-law came ...
A mother-in-law decides to know if her three sons-in-law love her or at least appreciate her
A mother-in-law decides to know if her three sons-in-law love her or at least appreciate her ...
The next day walking along the river with her first son-in-law, she slips into the water and begins to drown, the son-in-law unhesitatingly plunges and saves her mother-in-law.
The next day, in front of the house, he finds a new car, a small Peugeot 206 with a word on the windshield:
- Thank you from your mother-in-law who loves you.
She undertakes the same scenario with the second son-in-law, he plunges and saves his mother-in-law.
he also receives a car, a small Peugeot 206 with a word on the windshield:
- Thank you from your mother-in-law who loves you.
Same scenario with the third son-in-law, she slips into the water and begins to drown and watch her mother-in-law drown by saying to herself:
- I've waited for this for so long.
The next day, he sees a brand new Porshe in front of his house with a note:
- Thank you from your father-in-law who loves you.
The next day walking along the river with her first son-in-law, she slips into the water and begins to drown, the son-in-law unhesitatingly plunges and saves her mother-in-law.
The next day, in front of the house, he finds a new car, a small Peugeot 206 with a word on the windshield:
- Thank you from your mother-in-law who loves you.
She undertakes the same scenario with the second son-in-law, he plunges and saves his mother-in-law.
he also receives a car, a small Peugeot 206 with a word on the windshield:
- Thank you from your mother-in-law who loves you.
Same scenario with the third son-in-law, she slips into the water and begins to drown and watch her mother-in-law drown by saying to herself:
- I've waited for this for so long.
The next day, he sees a brand new Porshe in front of his house with a note:
- Thank you from your father-in-law who loves you.
You remember, it was called "the art of becoming a centenarian"
Emile's wife calls her husband.
- Emile?
- Yeah! What do you want me again?
- The other day, I bought a book and I can not find it anymore.
You remember, it was called "the art of becoming a centenarian". What did you do?
- I threw it away.
- You have the nerve, I paid for it with my money! Why did you throw it?
- Because I saw that your mother was beginning to read it!
- Emile?
- Yeah! What do you want me again?
- The other day, I bought a book and I can not find it anymore.
You remember, it was called "the art of becoming a centenarian". What did you do?
- I threw it away.
- You have the nerve, I paid for it with my money! Why did you throw it?
- Because I saw that your mother was beginning to read it!
A mother-in-law comes to visit her daughter and son-in-law - THE VISIT
A mother-in-law comes to visit her daughter and son-in-law. The stepson comes to open the door and exclaims:
- Hello, beautiful mom! It's been a long time since we've seen you! So how long are you going to stay with us?
The mother-in-law, wanting to joke:
- Oh, well until you're tired of seeing me.
The son-in-law:
- Really ? You do not want to go in and have a coffee first?
- Hello, beautiful mom! It's been a long time since we've seen you! So how long are you going to stay with us?
The mother-in-law, wanting to joke:
- Oh, well until you're tired of seeing me.
The son-in-law:
- Really ? You do not want to go in and have a coffee first?
Robert is leaning on the coffee counter. He looks very depressed.
Robert is leaning on the coffee counter. He looks very depressed. His friend Anay arrives, orders a pastis and asks him:
- Well then Rebert, what's going on?
"It's my mother-in-law," Robert answers, shaking his head sadly.
- I have a real problem with her.
- Let's go back, all the sons-in-law have problems with their mother-in-law.
- Yeah, but not all the sons-in-law get them pregnant ...
- Well then Rebert, what's going on?
"It's my mother-in-law," Robert answers, shaking his head sadly.
- I have a real problem with her.
- Let's go back, all the sons-in-law have problems with their mother-in-law.
- Yeah, but not all the sons-in-law get them pregnant ...
After dating my fiancee for a year, we decided to get married next month.
After dating my fiancee for a year, we decided to get married next month. My future mother-in-law is awesome and, moreover, terribly sexy. She took care of all the preparations herself: wedding, church, music, photographer, dinner, flowers, etc.
Yesterday she asked me to go to her house to see the list of guests.
When she arrived at her house, she told me that she found me to be a very attractive man, that in a month I would be married and that nothing would be possible after that, and that she would like us to make love like beasts. Then she gets up and sensually heads to the bedroom.
I remained standing, surprised and finally I ran towards the exit door.
Arrived outside, leaning against the hood of my car, her smiling husband explains to me that they had simply wanted to make sure that their dear daughter was going to marry an honest and faithful man, by testing me that way and therefore congratulates me on my reaction.
Conclusion: fortunately I forgot the condoms in the car ...
Yesterday she asked me to go to her house to see the list of guests.
When she arrived at her house, she told me that she found me to be a very attractive man, that in a month I would be married and that nothing would be possible after that, and that she would like us to make love like beasts. Then she gets up and sensually heads to the bedroom.
I remained standing, surprised and finally I ran towards the exit door.
Arrived outside, leaning against the hood of my car, her smiling husband explains to me that they had simply wanted to make sure that their dear daughter was going to marry an honest and faithful man, by testing me that way and therefore congratulates me on my reaction.
Conclusion: fortunately I forgot the condoms in the car ...
Riddle about the beautiful mother in laws
What is the difference between a stepmother and a TV?
On a TV, you can mute the sound.
On a TV, you can mute the sound.
MUST READ Two husbands discuss:
Two husbands discuss:
- My mother-in-law is an angel!
- You're lucky, mine is still alive.
- My mother-in-law is an angel!
- You're lucky, mine is still alive.
Gift channel for mother-in-law
A man sees one of his friends with two bottles of channel # 5, stunned, he asks him:
- For whom are these bottles that cost so much?
- It's for my mother-in-law!
- Well you love your mother-in-law!
- No, she told me she would give half of her life for one of these bottles, so I bring back two!
- For whom are these bottles that cost so much?
- It's for my mother-in-law!
- Well you love your mother-in-law!
- No, she told me she would give half of her life for one of these bottles, so I bring back two!
What is the difference between an accident and a disaster?
What is the difference between an accident and a disaster?
If your mother-in-law is drowning: it's an accident.
If you save it, it's a disaster.
It's a guy who gets into a bistro, he is scratched in the face...
It's a guy who gets into a bistro, he is scratched in the face, on the arms, the legs, in short not bad badly.
- So his friends ask him what happened to him.
- The guy answers:
- I just buried my mother-in-law!
The others answer him:
- What is the relationship with your scratches?
The guy answers:
- But she did not want to!
- So his friends ask him what happened to him.
- The guy answers:
- I just buried my mother-in-law!
The others answer him:
- What is the relationship with your scratches?
The guy answers:
- But she did not want to!
I had my dog's tail cut last week because my mother-in-law is coming...
One guy says to another:
- I had my dog's tail cut last week because my mother-in-law is coming Saturday.
- Ah yes ? I do not see the link.
"You see, I do not want her to think that anyone is happy to see her.
- I had my dog's tail cut last week because my mother-in-law is coming Saturday.
- Ah yes ? I do not see the link.
"You see, I do not want her to think that anyone is happy to see her.
During a cruise, a storm rages. On the deck of the boat a sailor approaches...
During a cruise, a storm rages. On the deck of the boat a sailor approaches a lady and says:
- You should not stay here, ma'am, a wave could carry you away ...
A man next to him turns around and says to the sailor:
- Say, take care of your business, it's my mother-in-law, not yours!
- You should not stay here, ma'am, a wave could carry you away ...
A man next to him turns around and says to the sailor:
- Say, take care of your business, it's my mother-in-law, not yours!
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