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Jokes to tell are a great way to break the ice and bring some laughter into any situation. From funny and good jokes to clean and short jokes, there's something for everyone. Whether you prefer corny and punny jokes or knock-knock and dad jokes, these one-liner jokes are sure to put a smile on your face. So, get ready to search for the best jokes to tell and add some humor to your day! So, what are you waiting for? Start searching for the perfect joke today!
Showing posts with label BRUNETTE JOKES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BRUNETTE JOKES. Show all posts
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde make a trip by jeep in the desert.
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde make a trip by jeep in the desert. Unfortunately, their car breaks down.
Each one then takes what seems most necessary to him. The redhead takes food not to starve, the brunette takes a maximum of water bottles not to die of thirst. Then they see the blonde who tears off the car door:
- Ben, what are you doing?
- I take the door like that if I'm hot, I can lower the window!
Each one then takes what seems most necessary to him. The redhead takes food not to starve, the brunette takes a maximum of water bottles not to die of thirst. Then they see the blonde who tears off the car door:
- Ben, what are you doing?
- I take the door like that if I'm hot, I can lower the window!
The jokes on redheads are less common than those on blondes.
The jokes on redheads are less common than those on blondes. Redheads are often mocked for the natural color of their hair considered atypical and turns to the orange color.
A selection to die of laughter
Blaguemarrante.com offers a selection to entertain your friends and colleagues. Nevertheless, it is the kind of joke to use with a lot of delicacy and precaution in front of a redhead or a red-haired girl like all the jokes having attractions to physical characteristics.
The stories about the reds must be told in the tone of the second degree and without malice. If these conditions are met, long or short jokes on this site will certainly make your friends laugh.
A blond couple have a red son
A blond haired couple has a child. But the only problem is that he is red.
Surprised, they go to a doctor to ask for explanations before considering other hypotheses.
The doctor asks them:
- Do you make love every how long? Everyday ?
- Ho no, no ...
- Every week ?
- No no…
- Every month, then?
- No, not even.
- So every two months?
- No more…
- Every six months, then?
- Yes, that's about it.
- So do not look far, it's rust!
A selection to die of laughter
Blaguemarrante.com offers a selection to entertain your friends and colleagues. Nevertheless, it is the kind of joke to use with a lot of delicacy and precaution in front of a redhead or a red-haired girl like all the jokes having attractions to physical characteristics.
The stories about the reds must be told in the tone of the second degree and without malice. If these conditions are met, long or short jokes on this site will certainly make your friends laugh.
A blond couple have a red son
A blond haired couple has a child. But the only problem is that he is red.
Surprised, they go to a doctor to ask for explanations before considering other hypotheses.
The doctor asks them:
- Do you make love every how long? Everyday ?
- Ho no, no ...
- Every week ?
- No no…
- Every month, then?
- No, not even.
- So every two months?
- No more…
- Every six months, then?
- Yes, that's about it.
- So do not look far, it's rust!
There is a brunette in the middle of the road who says:
There is a brunette in the middle of the road who says:
- 38.38,38.38 ...
A blonde comes and asks her why she stays there. The brunette does not stop. The blonde decides to do the same and also stays in the middle of the road.
A truck arrives, the brunette pushes herself and the blonde gets crushed.
The brunette is recovering in the middle of the road and says:
- 39.39,39.39 ...
- 38.38,38.38 ...
A blonde comes and asks her why she stays there. The brunette does not stop. The blonde decides to do the same and also stays in the middle of the road.
A truck arrives, the brunette pushes herself and the blonde gets crushed.
The brunette is recovering in the middle of the road and says:
- 39.39,39.39 ...
A blonde and a brunette discuss their boyfriend:
A blonde and a brunette discuss their boyfriend:
The brunette: - Last night, I had THREE orgasms you realize!
The blonde: - It's nothing that last night I had more than twenty!
The brunette: - Oh my God, I did not think your guy was as good in bed ...
The blonde: - ah, you meant with ONE guy ...
The brunette: - Last night, I had THREE orgasms you realize!
The blonde: - It's nothing that last night I had more than twenty!
The brunette: - Oh my God, I did not think your guy was as good in bed ...
The blonde: - ah, you meant with ONE guy ...
It's happening in a South American prison where three girls are imprisoned, two brunettes and a blonde.
It's happening in a South American prison where three girls are imprisoned, two brunettes and a blonde. They are sentenced to death so they will be shot in the prison yard, one by one. Of course they died of fear and obviously they would avoid the firing squad.
The priest who comes to confess them takes pity on them and confides to them:
- People are very afraid of natural disasters here, they think that these are punishments of God, so use them at the crucial moment.
The next day, the first brunette is brought into the yard, attached to the post and when the captain shouts "in play!" She remembers the priest's words and yells "HURRICANE !!!"
There, the soldiers flee frantic! The second brunette and the blonde have seen that from the window of their cell and are very impressed! The priest was right! It works !
The next day, the second brunette is brought into the yard, attached to the post and when the captain shouts "in play!", She remembers the scene of the day before and screams "CYCLONE !!!".
Idem, the soldiers run in all directions to take shelter and she escapes.
The blonde attended all of this from her window and had confirmation that it worked! She has understood the trick and is thinking about what she can do.
The next day, then, she is brought into the courtyard, attached to the post and when the captain shouts "in play!", She screams .. .. "FIRE !!!"
The priest who comes to confess them takes pity on them and confides to them:
- People are very afraid of natural disasters here, they think that these are punishments of God, so use them at the crucial moment.
The next day, the first brunette is brought into the yard, attached to the post and when the captain shouts "in play!" She remembers the priest's words and yells "HURRICANE !!!"
There, the soldiers flee frantic! The second brunette and the blonde have seen that from the window of their cell and are very impressed! The priest was right! It works !
The next day, the second brunette is brought into the yard, attached to the post and when the captain shouts "in play!", She remembers the scene of the day before and screams "CYCLONE !!!".
Idem, the soldiers run in all directions to take shelter and she escapes.
The blonde attended all of this from her window and had confirmation that it worked! She has understood the trick and is thinking about what she can do.
The next day, then, she is brought into the courtyard, attached to the post and when the captain shouts "in play!", She screams .. .. "FIRE !!!"
Funny brunette jokes, brunette one liners, blonde jokes one liners, one liner jokes
1 - Why did God create the brunettes
Why did God create the brunettes?
So that ugly men do not feel helpless.
2 - Why do brunettes shave their arms
Why do brunettes shave their arms? To be able to read the time.
3 - Preliminaries
What is foreplay for brunettes?
Three hours to fuck the guy and six hours to beg!
4 - Fooling blondes' jokes
Why are brunettes laughing at blondes' jokes?
Because there is only these that they understand!
5 - Scalp
Why did not the Indians scalp the brunettes?
Because the hairs of the back of a bison were easier to handle!
6 - bras
Who makes brassieres for brunettes?
Little boat
7 - a joke and guess
What is black, blue, brown and lying in a pit?
A brunette who told too many jokes about blondes ...
Why did God create the brunettes?
So that ugly men do not feel helpless.
2 - Why do brunettes shave their arms
Why do brunettes shave their arms? To be able to read the time.
3 - Preliminaries
What is foreplay for brunettes?
Three hours to fuck the guy and six hours to beg!
4 - Fooling blondes' jokes
Why are brunettes laughing at blondes' jokes?
Because there is only these that they understand!
5 - Scalp
Why did not the Indians scalp the brunettes?
Because the hairs of the back of a bison were easier to handle!
6 - bras
Who makes brassieres for brunettes?
Little boat
7 - a joke and guess
What is black, blue, brown and lying in a pit?
A brunette who told too many jokes about blondes ...
Blonde brunette jokes, blonde and brunette jokes, blonde vs brunette jokes
1 - Invitation
What is missing from a brunette to participate in a great party?
The invitation
2 - The elevator
Two girlfriends went shopping at the mall:
The loaded blonde says: You can call the elevator!
The brunette says aloud: ELEVATOR! ELEVATOR !
The blonde: Pfff !!! Not like that, with your finger !!!!!!!
The brunette puts her finger in her mouth and says: BUYER! BUYER!
3 - The creation
Why did God create the blonde before the brunette?
Because it was a rough draft before perfection!
4 - The dance
A blonde perfumes herself in the bathroom shaking her head. A brunette arrives then and asks him:
- Why are you dancing?
5 - The skirt
Two brunettes in a laundry:
1st: But why are you cutting your plaid skirt? !!
The 2nd: Because it is marked wash the colors separately on the label!
The 1st: A bah yes I am stupid !!!
6 - The dog
Two friends: A blonde and a brunette meet in the street.
The blonde arrives and sees her friend crying: she asks him:
The blonde: My darling! What is happening?
The brunette: I lost my dog PATOU !!!
The blonde: Quickly you have to put up posters with the picture of your dog and your address.
The brunette: It will be worthless !!!!!!!
The blonde: Why?
The brunette: But because he can not read my PATOU !!!!!!
7 - The puzzle
A brunette phone to her friend the blonde:
The brunette: My darling! You know the puzzle I had for Christmas, I finished it!
The blonde: It's great pupuce! But uh ... you mean you took 4 months to finish it !!!
The brunette: Not bad, right? On the box it is marked from 2 to 5 years. You saw I'm not that stupid!
The blonde: Pffffffffffffffffff
8 - Memory
Why do jokes about blondes hold in a line?
For the brunettes to remember.
9 - Mustache
Why are brunettes proud of hair colors?
Because it goes with their mustache !! : p
10 - Mustaches and intelligences
Why do brunettes tell jokes about blondes?
Because they are jealous of their know-how and to take revenge because the blondes do not have mustaches.
What is missing from a brunette to participate in a great party?
The invitation
2 - The elevator
Two girlfriends went shopping at the mall:
The loaded blonde says: You can call the elevator!
The brunette says aloud: ELEVATOR! ELEVATOR !
The blonde: Pfff !!! Not like that, with your finger !!!!!!!
The brunette puts her finger in her mouth and says: BUYER! BUYER!
3 - The creation
Why did God create the blonde before the brunette?
Because it was a rough draft before perfection!
4 - The dance
A blonde perfumes herself in the bathroom shaking her head. A brunette arrives then and asks him:
- Why are you dancing?
5 - The skirt
Two brunettes in a laundry:
1st: But why are you cutting your plaid skirt? !!
The 2nd: Because it is marked wash the colors separately on the label!
The 1st: A bah yes I am stupid !!!
6 - The dog
Two friends: A blonde and a brunette meet in the street.
The blonde arrives and sees her friend crying: she asks him:
The blonde: My darling! What is happening?
The brunette: I lost my dog PATOU !!!
The blonde: Quickly you have to put up posters with the picture of your dog and your address.
The brunette: It will be worthless !!!!!!!
The blonde: Why?
The brunette: But because he can not read my PATOU !!!!!!
7 - The puzzle
A brunette phone to her friend the blonde:
The brunette: My darling! You know the puzzle I had for Christmas, I finished it!
The blonde: It's great pupuce! But uh ... you mean you took 4 months to finish it !!!
The brunette: Not bad, right? On the box it is marked from 2 to 5 years. You saw I'm not that stupid!
The blonde: Pffffffffffffffffff
8 - Memory
Why do jokes about blondes hold in a line?
For the brunettes to remember.
9 - Mustache
Why are brunettes proud of hair colors?
Because it goes with their mustache !! : p
10 - Mustaches and intelligences
Why do brunettes tell jokes about blondes?
Because they are jealous of their know-how and to take revenge because the blondes do not have mustaches.
Jokes on the brunettes, brunette jokes, brunette sayings,
1 - Jokes on the brunettes
Why did God create blondes?
- Because the sheep did not know how to look for beers in the fridge. And why did he create the brunettes then?
- Because he realized that blondes could not do it either.
2 - Jokes on Brunettes Without blondes ...
What would brunettes do without blondes?
- Nothing, since she would have nothing to tell!
3 - Brown
Why did God create the blonde before the brunette? Because it was a rough draft before perfection!
4 - Brunette at the cinema
How do you recognize a brunette in the cinema?
It's the only one looking for the remote!
5 - Brunette who tells a joke about blondes
How does a brunette who tells a joke about blondes feel?
She suddenly takes herself for Wonder Wooman !!!
6 - Brunettes
What does a brunette do when she sees a yellow hot air balloon?
- ho! a sun !
7 - Browns and construction site
How do I know if a brunette is walking past a construction site?
Guys stop whistling.
8 - hair
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
- Because they match their mustache.
9 - Creation
Why did God create the brunette before the blonde?
Because it was a rough draft before perfection!
10 - Mother's Day
What do a brunette mom's children buy for Mother's Day? a razor !
Why did God create blondes?
- Because the sheep did not know how to look for beers in the fridge. And why did he create the brunettes then?
- Because he realized that blondes could not do it either.
2 - Jokes on Brunettes Without blondes ...
What would brunettes do without blondes?
- Nothing, since she would have nothing to tell!
3 - Brown
Why did God create the blonde before the brunette? Because it was a rough draft before perfection!
4 - Brunette at the cinema
How do you recognize a brunette in the cinema?
It's the only one looking for the remote!
5 - Brunette who tells a joke about blondes
How does a brunette who tells a joke about blondes feel?
She suddenly takes herself for Wonder Wooman !!!
6 - Brunettes
What does a brunette do when she sees a yellow hot air balloon?
- ho! a sun !
7 - Browns and construction site
How do I know if a brunette is walking past a construction site?
Guys stop whistling.
8 - hair
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
- Because they match their mustache.
9 - Creation
Why did God create the brunette before the blonde?
Because it was a rough draft before perfection!
10 - Mother's Day
What do a brunette mom's children buy for Mother's Day? a razor !
Jokes and humor on brunettes, brunette woman joke
Jokes and humor on brunettes, brunette woman joke
1 - At the nose ...
It is a blind man who passes by a fishmonger.
- Hello brunettes!
2 - Bulb -
How much brown does it take to change a light bulb? 100 because 1 to change it and 99 to say, "me too, I do it".
3 - After making love
What do a brunette do after making love? She's farting to put hair back in place
4 - Brown joke
Who makes brassieres for brunettes?
Fischer Price
5 - Brown joke
Why are brunettes considered an evil color?
Have you ever seen a blonde witch?
6 - Brown joke
What is the call cry sex of a brunette?
- Hey! , the blonde is gone?
7 - Brown joke
What is the difference between an intelligent brunette and an alien?
Answer: None of their existence has ever been proven!
8 - Joke on the brunettes
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
The invisible woman
9 - brown jokes
Why do brunettes invent jokes about blondes?
Because they can not help but tell their lives.
10 - Jokes brunette woman
What do you call a handsome man accompanying a brunette?
A hostage
1 - At the nose ...
It is a blind man who passes by a fishmonger.
- Hello brunettes!
2 - Bulb -
How much brown does it take to change a light bulb? 100 because 1 to change it and 99 to say, "me too, I do it".
3 - After making love
What do a brunette do after making love? She's farting to put hair back in place
4 - Brown joke
Who makes brassieres for brunettes?
Fischer Price
5 - Brown joke
Why are brunettes considered an evil color?
Have you ever seen a blonde witch?
6 - Brown joke
What is the call cry sex of a brunette?
- Hey! , the blonde is gone?
7 - Brown joke
What is the difference between an intelligent brunette and an alien?
Answer: None of their existence has ever been proven!
8 - Joke on the brunettes
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
The invisible woman
9 - brown jokes
Why do brunettes invent jokes about blondes?
Because they can not help but tell their lives.
10 - Jokes brunette woman
What do you call a handsome man accompanying a brunette?
A hostage
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