Two men in their 60s talk about aging and one says to the other... the worst is our women, they refuse to admit that they are getting old and always try to hide their age.
You're right, but I've found a good trick to play with them... if you want to know if your wife is starting to be deaf, stand 10 meters away from her and ask her a question. Then, when you see that she's not responding, move forward 5 meters. Then 2 meters. Then 1 meter. And there, she will have to realize that she is starting to go deaf!
The guy finds the idea very good and on his way home, he stands 10 meters from his wife and asks her in a loud voice, "what are we eating for supper?" No answer... He then approaches 5 meters away and asks again, "what are we having for supper?" No answer... He approaches again, 2 meters away, and asks again, "what are we having for supper?" No answer yet... the guy can't believe it! He then approaches within 1 meter and yells, "what are we having for supper?"
His wife turns around and shouts, "FOR THE FOURTH TIME, LASAGNA!"