An elderly woman has a heart attack, and ends up in the hospital. On the operating table, close to death, she lives an experience. She sees god and asks him... am I going to die? God answers her, well no, you still have 45 years, 3 months and 7 days to live.
When she got out of the hospital, she decided to have her face lifted, do liposuction, inject collagen into her lips, have her breasts redone, have her hair dyed and a new hairstyle. .. Since she still had to live a long time, it was worth it. After her last operation, she walks out of the beauty clinic, crosses the street, and gets hit by a truck. Arrived in heaven in front of God, she is very angry, she says to God "What's the Joke ???... It seems to me that I had to live even more than 40 years !!! Why don't you tell me avoid this collision with this truck ???...
And God answers, it's very simple I didn't recognize you... :)