A man calls his wife and asks her, "Honey, I have been invited for a fishing trip with my boss and a few of his friends. We will be gone for a week. This represents a good opportunity for me to get this promotion I've been waiting for so long. So can you please pack me a suitcase with enough clothes for a whole week and get my line and tackle box ready... We'll be leaving straight from the office and I'll be driving by the house quickly to get my things. Oh, please can you also put my new blue silk pyjamas in my luggage". The wife finds her husband's story very strange, but being the good wife she is, she does exactly what her husband asked her to. The following week, the husband returned home a little tired but overall happy with his trip. His wife welcomes him home and asks him if he caught any fish and how much he caught? He replies: "Oh yes, lots of salmon, sunfish and a few swordfish. But by the way, why didn't you put my new blue silk pyjamas in my luggage like I asked you to?"
You will love the answer ladies....
"Well yes I put it, it was in your tackle box!"