** You take your net-connected cell phone to the outhouse to read your e-mail.
** Your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com."
** Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
** Your presence on the World Wide Web is a "Down Home Page."
** You tripled the value of your truck by installing a portable DVD.
** You trim the kudzu back from your trailer so it won't mess up your DSL.
** You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."
** Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite tractor.
** You start all your e-mails with "Howdy!"
** You can fix a trolling motor with a set of PC tools.
** You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink can on.
** The bumper sticker on your truck says, "My other computer is a laptop."
** You know that a "network" has nothing to do with fishin'.
** Your baseball cap has an Intel logo instead of "CAT."
** You keep inventory of your truck parts, fishin' lures, and country music tapes in Excel.
** You've got every font ever made that looks like Old West signs or wood plank fencing installed on your computer.
** You have "Free Bird" and "Achy Breaky Heart" on the MP3 player in your truck.
** You find yourself humming, "Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire!"