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Subject: bus/trains jokes

two jokes:
First passenger (waiting at a bus stop) ask another passenger, "How long is the next bus?"
Reply is, "About 40 feet!"

2nd joke  (heard over a pa system)
"will the passengers taking the 4:15pm train to Chicago, kindly
put it back!"
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