Q: How can you tell
when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
Q:Do you talk to your
wife after sex? A:Depends, if I can find the phone!
What's 6 inches long,
has a head on it and drives women crazy? $100 bill
What’s the hardest part
of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.
Light travels faster
than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Whats the difference
between a wife and a girlfriend ? -- About 30 lbs!
What's the real
punishment for bigamy? More than one mother-in-law!
I've often wanted to
drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!
Why do women have small
feet? -- So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.
If a man is alone in
the forest, without any women, is he still wrong?
Why did the blonde
write "TGIF" on her shoes? To remind her that "toes go in
first."