Two Italian guys are driving through Texas when they get
pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window
with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him
in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull
you over, you'll have your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around
here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's
clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side
and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper
smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road
you're gonna say, 'I wish that guy would've tried that crap with me