A woman on her death bed asks her husband to rush home and
get a wooden box out from under their bed. The man retuns home, gets the box
out from under the bed and opens it to find 3 eggs and $7000.00 in cash.
He returns to the hospitial and asks his wife: "Honey,
why are there 3 eggs and $7000.00 in cash?" She replied: "Well, over
our 35 years of marriage whenever we had bad lovemaking I would put an egg in
the box." So, immediately the husband thought of himself as a love
machine.
And he asked her then: "Well, what is the money
for?" And she replied: "Everytime I got a dozen eggs I sold
them!!!!"