You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your
feet dangle!
You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it
was raining.
How's the weather down there?
You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one
to know.
Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your
feet were in it.
You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were
36 years old!
You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.
You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows
about.
You're so short you don't know if you have a headache or
footache