Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped
they had their wives.
The first two kept bragging about how they could get their
wives to do anything.
They looked at the third man and he said, "I have my
wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and
knees."
Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how
he had managed that.
The man replied, "Well, I was lying under the bed and
she crawled over and said, "Come out and fight like a man!".