The Perfect Christmas Tree
Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut
down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and
walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned
the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed
warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to
protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was
covered.
They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble,
nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee
deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to
go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give
up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether
it's decorated or not!"