Ahmed the Arab came to Sydney from the Middle East, and he
was only here a few months when he became very Ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help
Him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor, who said, ‘Take dees bocket, go Into
de odder room, shit in de bocket, piss on de shit, and den put your head Down
over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.’
Ahmid took The bucket, went into the other room, shit in the
bucket, pissed on the shit, Bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten
minutes.
Coming back to the Doctor he said, ‘It worked. I feel
terrific! What was wrong with Me?’
The doctor said, ‘You were homesick .’