A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for
a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. 'I'm
afraid I have some very bad news, ' the doctor says. 'You're dying, and you
don't have much time left. ''Oh, that's terrible!' says the man. 'How long have
I got? ''Ten, ' the doctor says sadly. 'Ten?' the man asks. 'Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?
''Nine...''Eight...''Seven...'