•Why was the faucet not allowed within 200 feet of the pasta
bowl?
It has a restraining order!
•What do you call epileptic lettuce?
A seizure salad!
•Why did the teacher that fell in love with the head of the
school she worked in take a loan with her bank?
•She had an interest in the principal!
•What happens when you cross a playwright with a cobra
tamer?
You get William Snakespeare
•When should you eat reindeer meat?
When you get hungry!
•How was the hermit able to pay for his home?
Alone!
•How did the hot dog vendor perform his job?
With relish!
•Why was the chicken not able to fly through a window?
Because it was closed
•Why do call the association of blood donors?
The IV league!