The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Avery, a confirmed bachelor
for many years. "Mr. Avery, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the
one you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in
no time!" says the Matchmaker.
"Don't bother," replies Mr. Avery, "I've two
sisters at home, who look after all my needs."
"That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the
world cannot fill the role of a wife."
"I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were
mine!"