Thanksgiving Practical Joke
Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my
sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we
needed more half and half for the coffee.
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the
oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the
turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the
oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of
the oven and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached
in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, by mother exclaimed, "Patti,
you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half
an hour to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!