A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a
story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy,
God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." The father asked,
"Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't
know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa
died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few
months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which
went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye
Grandma." The next day the grandmother died .
"Holy Moley, thought the father, "this kid is in
contact with the otherside." Several weeks later when the girl was going
to bed, the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the
crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch
and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight, he would
be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the
end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and
jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief
and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work
so late, what's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it,
I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said, "You think you
had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me this morning. "My
golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson."