A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's
a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a
drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
"What's the name of your penis?" The cowboy says, Look, I'm not into
any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you
until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for
the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies'."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he
will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX"
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin'
and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his
right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, " So, what do
you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD,
because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford,
lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY ... Like A
Rock!" And gives a wink.
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment
before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The
name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN,
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN !!