The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture
on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the
man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten
shillings costs. "Now don't let me ever see your face again," said
the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go.
"I'm afraid I can't promise that, sir," said the
released man.
"And why not?"
"Because I'm the barman at your regular pub!"