1.A sex therapist is travelling through the Middle East
getting data on goat-sex.
First he visits Mahmud, an Iraqi goat herder on the
outskirts of Baghdad. "Tell me" he says, "What method do you use
for goat sex?" Mahmud replies, "Well I trap her head in a fig bush
then attack from behind".
Next, the therapist goes to Egypt and visits Amar who works
on the banks of the Nile, and asks him the same question. "Well" says
Amar, I push her into the mud and when her back legs are stuck strong I grab
her from behind and give it to her real good."
Finally he Visits Abdul in the Gaza strip and again asks the
same question. Abdul answers, ""I stick her left front leg over my
right shoulder and her right front leg over my left shoulder and as she stands
on her back legs facing me ..."
"Hold on" interrupts the researcher, "this is
unusual". "Unusual?" asks Abdul, "In what way?"
"Well," says the researcher, "all the other Arabs
take the goat from behind, none of them face the sheep"
"What"! exclaims Abdul, "No kissing?"