Requesting a three day pass
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding
Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the
Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something
spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later
in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do
it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the
Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up,
the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you
want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"