A German, Englishman and Arab are traveling on a train. They
get bored and start telling each other about their families.
The German says, "I have 4 kids, one more and they'll
make a basketball team."
The Englishman says, "Huh! That's nothing I have 10 boys;
one more and I'll be the world-champion soccer-team's coach."
The Arab starts laughing. He says, "I've had 17 wives
and no kids! But one more wife and I'll open a golf course!"