Arab Jokes
There was a Lebanese man, a Jewish man and Claudia Schiffer
sitting together in a carriage in a train going through the Province.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an
old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely
dark Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and
the Lebanese man were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Jewish man had
his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Jewish man was thinking: The Lebanese fella must have
kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: The Jewish fella must have
tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Lebanese man and got slapped for it.
And the Lebanese was thinking: This is great. The next time
the train goes through a tunnel, I’ll make another kissing noise and slap the
Jewish bastard again