Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the
teacher had the class write reports about their pets. After the reports were
all turned in, the teacher called one of the youngsters up to her desk and
scolded him.
"This report on 'My Dog' is exactly, word for word, the
same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?"
He replies, "No Ma'am. It's about the same dog."