A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of
the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst
out screaming and ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was,
and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded,
"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four
grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his
clipboard.
"Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"