Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike
made a deal with her; he would look at it, but only after she had spent a few
hours trying to wrestle it into shape.
The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs
and figures, Cindy said proudly, "I've done it! I made it balance!"
Impressed, Mike came over to take a look. "Let's see...
mortgage $550.00, electricity $70.50, phone $35.00." His brow wrinkled as
he read the last entry. "It says here ESP, $615. What the heck is
that?"
"Oh," she said, "That means, Error Some
Place!"