The President of the USA, George Bush, and his Vice
President, Dick Cheney, are sitting in a bar. A Arab walks in, sees them and
asks the barman, “Isn’t that the President and the Vice President sitting over
there?” The bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the Arab walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real
honour! What are you guys doing in here?” Bush says, “We’re planning World War
Three.”
And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?” Bush
says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Arabs and one blonde with big
breasts.”
The Arab exclaimed, “A blonde with big breasts? Why would
you kill a blonde with big breasts?” Bush turns to Cheney and says, “See, I
told you no one would care about 140 million Arabs”.