A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was
fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.
"That's too much," said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll
make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a
sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay
$10."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride.
After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate
you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta
tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."