Air Traffic Control Jokes
Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact
Departure on 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to
Departure... by the way, as we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on
the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for
takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7... did you copy the report from
Eastern?" Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff...
and yes, we copied Eastern and we've already notified our caterers."