Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.
Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a
man's penis," she said. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and
you may enter heaven," Peter told her. Peter then asked the second nun if
she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied.
"Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said.
Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her,
"Why did you push ahead in line?" She said, "Because I want to
gargle before she sits in it!"