A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde
police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of
you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and
hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me
you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'