A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a
drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull
over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of
chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly
commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When
he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you
think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck
and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a
smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and
slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting
to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her
car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about
to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the
blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped
outside the circle