One winter morning a husband and wife in Northern Alberta
were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say...
"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
street, so the snow ploughs can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while
they are eating breakfast again, when the radio announcer said, "We are
expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the
street to let the snow ploughs to get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next
week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We
are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the
electricity supply shut down ...
The good wife was very upset and with a worried look on her
face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street
do I need to park on so that the snow ploughs can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men
who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, " Honey, I
suggest that you leave it in the garage this time."