Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all
brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in
Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus; the blonde
team rides on the top level..
The brunette team down below is whooping it up having a
great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the
blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the brunette
reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight
ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white
knuckles..
She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're
havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the blondes looks up and says,
"Yeah, but you've got a driver!"