A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and a gorgeous
blonde was eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night,
but lacked the nerve to talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye flew out of its
socket towards the man. He reflexively caught it out of the air.
"Oh my god, I am so sorry," the woman said as she
popped her eye back into place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to
you."
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the
woman invited him back to her place for a drink. They went back to her house,
and after a bit she led him into the bedroom. The couple had a wild, passionate
night.
The next morning when he awakened, she had already gotten up
and brought him breakfast in bed.
The guy was amazed.
"You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you
meet?"
"No" she replied, "you just happened to catch
my eye."