Funny And Hilarious Pick Up Lines That Work : Pick Up Lines That Work

• • Did you save this seat for me?
  • "Hey, I need your opinion on something…does my friend here look like a drug dealer?" (chicks usually either laugh or look quizzically) "Because we were outside and some dude came up to him and touched him on the shoulder like this… (cheap kino on girl) and asked, 'Hey man, you got some E?'" Ideally you will use this with a wing who doesn't look too straight-laced.
  • Omg…..did you guys see the girl fight outside? Yea these two girls were fighting outside over this guy named George. Yea they were really really white trash.
  • If I weren't gay, we could totally hang out. And swap guy stories, and eat ice cream over sex and the city. And say "god I feel so much like Samantha right now"
  • "Hey, my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show. But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. They told him he's got an admirer, but he won't find out whom until he's live on the set. So maybe it'll be someone cute, but maybe not; it might even be a guy. What would you do if you were him?"
  • You look fun, what's up
  • If a guy were to propose to you and give you an engagement ring. But then after you are engaged he cheats on you and you break up with him. Are you still entitled to give back the engagement ring or would you want to keep it just to spite him. The only reason I ask is that this happened to my buddies older brother and he is all pissed she kept the ring. Would you guys keep the ring?
  • Hey my girlfriend thinks your really hot
  • Hey I have a question for you guys and it might be the most life changing question you've ever heard. Do you floss before or after you brush?
  • "I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this damn place?
  • Omg you look exactly like a girl I went to school with
• • Hey which way is ______ hall(somewhere she walking in the direction of)
  • Is it normal for girls to snoop? The only reason I ask is that because my buddy has been dating this girl for a while and they finally just moved in together. And she went through his stuff and found an old box of letters and pictures of his old girlfriend. He doesn't even look at it. He just has it. Well she found them and now she wants him to burn them or throw them away. Is this a little over the top? Shouldn't he be able to keep them?
  • Hey do you guys know the theme song to family matters. We're trying to remember it but we can't figure it out.
  • Who lies more men or women? My buddy and I have a joke bet going. He thinks that guys lie more but girls are better liars. And I think that girls lie more because they're better liars. Solve it for us, who do you think lies more?
  • "I find you two both very sexually attractive and would love having intercourse with either of you. (turn towards one) wanna come home?
  • Did you miss me?
  • If your dating a guy and kiss someone else is that cheating? What if you kiss another girl? Is that cheating. The only reason I ask is because my buddy over there has been dating this girl for a while and she likes to occasionally make out with other girls. My buddy doesn't like it and says it cheating but she says it's not cheating. So what do you guys think?
  • Grab a magazine, picture, newspaper, item, anything! Then just examine it, and turn to her and ask, "What do you think of how X looks?" or "Can you believe X!?" or "What is your opinion about X?"
  • How do you guys tell if a guy is gay or not? The only reason I ask is that we've gotta a buddy coming out to meet us tonight and we can't really tell if he's gay or not. I wouldn't even care if he was gay, we just want to know. He hangs out with tons of girls but he never dates any of them. It's weird. But how do you guys tell?
  • I'm lost… I can't find my friends and I'm scared… Remember when we were kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted… and you said 'want to be my friend?' Do you guys want to by my NEW friend?"
  • Hey pretend like your talking to me, my ex is over there.
  • Hey if you guys were dating a guy and they decided to go to overseas for a few months how long would you guys wait for a guy before you broke things off. The only reason I ask is because my buddies girlfriend went abroad to France for a semester and they decided to stay together but now she's over there and decided a year long internship. He doesn't know what to do? Do you think he should break it off with her? Hey maybe you guys can help me out, what's the best way to end a relationship with a girl without hurting her feelings … cuz this right here just isn't working for me. No my good buddy, is trying to cut things off. But he's doing it right now by just kinda ignoring her and not answering her calls.
  • Hey - you guys from here? Cause I'm just visiting the city... thinking of living here, but you know the thing with big cities like this is they can be very anonymous... difficult to meet people, and people can be so much more suspicious of strangers in large cities. So how did you guys find it when you first moved here? Was it difficult to create a social circle? (Challenges the group to demonstrate they are welcoming and not suspicious of strangers, also demonstrates you are a social guy.
  • If a guy were to propose to you and give you an engagement ring. But then after you are engaged he cheats on you and you break up with him. Are you still entitled to give back the engagement ring or would you want to keep it just to spite him. The only reason I ask is that this happened to my buddies older brother and he is all pissed she kept the ring. Would you guys keep the ring?
  • Hey my girlfriend thinks your really hot
  • Hey I have a question for you guys and it might be the most life changing question you've ever heard. Do you floss before or after you brush?
  • "I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this damn place?