Funny And Hilarious Good Pickup Lines - The Best Pick Up Lines ever told

• That’s a cute (or big, great) dog! What breed is he?
• Don’t you work at __________(name of company)________?
• Wasn’t that a great song? (or show or group or drummer, etc.)
• Can you show me how to pick a ripe melon? (in the grocery store)
• My dog just died.
• Do you want to come back to my place and watch Sports Center?
• My dad always said I’d meet a great girl someday.
• Would you want to take our dogs to the dog park Sunday?
• Would you want to go jogging Saturday?
• There’s a baseball (football, soccer, basketball, hockey) game on Saturday. Want to go?
• Don’t you go to __________(name of gym, high school or college)___________?
• Aren’t you ___________(girl’s or guy’s name)__________ friend?
• Have you ever seen the ___________________ Museum?
• Do you surf? (Or rollerblade, mountain bike, ski, jog, etc.)
• I love wineries. How about you?
• Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
• Have you read __________(name of book)___________ ? (in a bookstore)
• Could I join you? This place is really busy! (in a crowded restaurant or coffee bar)
• Have you tried the Mocha Caramel Frappuchino? (in a coffee bar)
• What a great cat (or dog or whatever)! (at a vet’s)
• Would you like to meet for coffee sometime? (Send a note over with your name and phone number.)
• (Note sent over with your name) Meet me here next Saturday night at 8. I’ll carry a red rose.
• (To a man with red hair) You’ve got a Howdy Doody face, but it’s sure cute!
• Do you want to get out of here?
• I want you to have my children; they’re in the car outside.
• I’ll be your slave tonight.
• You have a gorgeous smile.
• The only thing your eyes don’t say is your name.
• I’m on a scavenger hunt and one of the things I need is a gorgeous woman.
• You must be the reason I don’t have a date tonight.
• I’m a misunderstood genius.