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Funny And hilarious Best Pick Up Lines : Best Pick Up Lines Ever told
You say "You look just like my first wife" She says "How many times have you been married?" You say "never".
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
"Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!"
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Wanna go halves on a bastard??? (Non-serious)
How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!
It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!
I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet.
"I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."
Your skin is so creamy I bet you never even had a zit on your ass.
If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
You say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" She says "Why?" You say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."
I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there.
Hey beautiful...that is your name right?
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
Can I even get a fake number?
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
When God made you, he was showing off.
"Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"
Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in... - what a classic
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about... 5 cents.Give me