Blonde One Liners
If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive
I'm not dumb, I just have a lot of blonde moments.
You know what's hotter than a blonde? ABSOLUTELY nothing.
We all have one ginger friend that claims to be "strawberry blonde"
Every blonde needs a brunette best friend
Anything you can do, blondes can do better
The princess emoji may be a blonde, but the wife emoji is a brunette.
If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through tomorrow.