Your mother is so stupid that she gets on a chair when asked to speak higher up.
Your mother is so stupid that she believes that a cunilingus is a cloud.
Your mother is so stupid that she looks at Helen and the boys with a dictionary.
Your mother is so stupid she thinks Nymphomaniac is a superhero.
Your mother is so ugly that sometimes I say that being blind is not so bad.
Your mother is so ugly that even her dog says he does not know her.
Your mother is so ugly that if I had her head instead of my ass I would be ashamed to shit.
Your mother is so stupid that she thinks Silicon Valley is where you get your breasts done.
Your mother is so stupid that she even failed the urine test.
Your mother is so stupid that she does not even understand what she thinks.
Your mother is so stupid that she prefers the condom pill because it's easier to swallow.
Your mother is so fat that her belt size is Ecuador.
Your mother is so big that when she is on the beach, Greenpeace comes to put her back to the sea.
Your mother is so big that when she bathes in the North Sea, she floods the Netherlands.