Two friends talk gardening.
One says to the other,
What's your secret to getting the huge tomatoes I saw in your garden yesterday.
- Hmmm ... I do not know if I have to tell you because you will not believe me.
But the first insists. So the other reveals his thing to him:
- Well, every evening after dinner, I take my shower, I put on my dressing gown and I go to the garden. I put myself in front of my plantations and I open my dressing gown for five minutes, that's all.
The next day, the first performs the same ritual as his friend and so on the following days. In a short time he sees his tomatoes grow enormously. He is very satisfied.
His pretty neighbor, having noticed the huge tomatoes wants to know his secret. A little embarrassed, he tries to avoid the request, but she insists, and red with confusion, he must also entrust his method. The neighbor, delighted, told him that she will try it too.
After two weeks, having heard nothing of her pretty neighbor, he is going to ring at her house.
- So, these tomatoes, are they to your liking?
- Bof, she answers, they are always small, but you should see my cucumbers, they are huge ...