Top best jokes of "your mother is so ...", yes it's low, but it's funny
Your mother is so big that to see her fully, you have to go back three steps.
Your mother is so big that there is a time difference between her two buttocks.
Your mother is so stingy that, when she vomits, she serves her teeth to keep the pieces.
Your mother is so ugly that your father is able to take her to work to avoid saying goodbye to her by kissing her.
Your mother is so old that when she fart, she makes dust.
Your mother is so big that she won the role of the big stone roll Indiana Jones cast.
Your mother is so fat that she was baptized at sea.
Your mother is so poor that it's the pigeons who throw her bread.
Your mother is so ugly that when she goes to the bank they cut the cameras.
Your mother is so small that her head stinks.
Your mother is so vigilant that she makes milk powder.
Your mother has so bad breath that it feels like she has the anus behind her teeth.
If you see a boat floating on the water it's because your mother is not on board.
Your mother is so fat that when she falls out of bed she falls from both sides.
Your mother is so big that to take a picture you need a satellite.
Your mother is so fat that when she eats peanuts, she shoots snickers.
Your mother is so big that when she weighs, it's her phone number that appears!
If women are flowers, you should change your mother's water.
Your mother is so stupid that when your father asked her to marry she said yes