Three people are called for a job interview in England.
When they arrived at the English test, the recruiter told them: "Write a sentence with the following 3 words: green, pink, yellow."
It is first the Belgian who starts:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV".
It is then the turn of the German:
"I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day".
Finally, the French advances and says:
"I wake up in ze mornink, I hear ze phone:" green ..... green ... green ... "
I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?" ...