Three fools are in an asylum and as they behaved well, the director wants to offer them a gift. He asks the first fool:
- What do you want as a gift?
- I want a car.
- Ok, said the director.
At the second insane:
- What do you want as a gift?
- I want a motorcycle.
- Ok, said the director.
At the third crazy:
- What do you want as a gift?
- I want a chalk.
- A chalk ? okay.
Some time later the police called the director and told him:
- There's a car madman who just killed himself, he hit a tree and then he gets another phone call and the police tell him
- There is a motorcycle madman who has just killed himself, he fell off a bridge.
Well, said the director, at least the other with his chalk he will not risk anything!
The police call him again and tell him
- There's a madman with a chalk who just killed himself
"It's not possible," said the director, "how did he do it?
- He drew a pool on the road with his chalk, climbed to the top of the Eiffel Tower and jumped in !!!