A God father, a lawyer and an accountant
This is the story of a mafia godfather, along with his accountant and his lawyer. The sponsor asks the accountant:
- Where are the $ 3 million that you laundered?
The accountant does not answer. The godfather raises the tone:
- Where are the 3 million ?? !!
The lawyer tells the godfather:
- Do not get mad. He is deaf-mute. I will translate for you into sign language.
The lawyer talks to the accountant, who answers him with signs:
- I do not know what you're talking about.
The sponsor asks:
- What did he say ?
- He does not know what you're talking about.
The godfather pulls out his 9 millimeter, places it on the accountant's temple, arms the dog and tells the lawyer:
- Ask him again.
The lawyer translates the sponsor's request again. The nervous accountant answers him in sign language:
- I hid it in a suitcase that I buried in my garden.
- What did he say ? asks the Godfather.
The lawyer answers:
- He said you do not have the balls to pull the trigger.