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THIS IS FUNNY : An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison

> An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years
> of
> > his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and
> > tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the
> man
> > to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on
the
> > bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck.
> >
> > Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband
made
> > his way across the room to his bride, his chair in
> > tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
> him
> > kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do
> > anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with
it
> > and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him
mad.
> > Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."
> >
> > After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says:
> >
> > "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a
> > woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was
> > whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if
we
> > kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."

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